Professor Appy

Hey, dudes and fellow appsters, I’m Professor “Appy” Hooter, but just call me “Appy”. You hear all these words to describe us owls – SOLITARY – NOT! Hey, we’re like part of a parliament. NOCTURNAL – well, sometimes, but we’re not exactly vampires, you know. WISE? YES, YES. YES! And that’s why I’ve got this job of “Chief Apps Reviewer” (CAR) for this apps reviews appsreviews.com site.

I’m an appaholic – OK, I admit it, and I’ve acquired a taste for fine apps, which can be expensive, so I’ve worked a deal here to be the Chief Apps Reviewer in return for getting free apps. But, hey, don’t try to track me down if you don’t like my o-pinions. Who really gives a HOOT or not what Appy thinks? Well, you should if you plan to download any apps. HOOT HOOT HOOT!

I review social media and mobile apps, and because I’m so smart, the appsreviews.com team supplies me with the coolest smartphones on the planet. I love my Blackberry Bold, iPhone, Palm Pre, Voyager, T-Mobile G1, and I get unlimited texting, roaming and hooting, which is “owlsome”, as I’m in a long distance relationship with LuLu, my beautiful gowlfriend who’s studying astronomy in Oxford, England. We do a lot of hooting under the stars when we’re in the mood.

I review apps in these categories:

1)   Lifestyle

2)   Mapping and Location

3)   Fun & Games

4)   Health & Fitness

5)   Guide & Advice

6)   Biz & Work

7)   Communication

8)   News and Media

10) Sports

11) Weather

12) Finance and Money

13) Tools and Accessories

14) Travel

15) Secure and Share

16) Visuals

If I really like an app and it makes me Happy,  I might just give this App: 5 (amazing) Hoots ; ; ; ; ; —- but if the App’s a real downer and it makes me sleepy because it’s BORING, I’ll give it: 0 and just go: zzzzzzzz.

So who really gives a HOOT about all these apps?

Appy does, and so should YOU. So be happy. Go Appy!  ;)